Month: April 2019
Why you should be a big fan of Orit Peleg’s model for beehive ventilation
Bees expertly solve the problem of too-hot hives all the time–Orit Peleg is studying how.
Climate Change Actually Russian Conspiracy
Warning: this article may contain conspiracy theories.
The entire math department switches to physics because “nobody even does math anymore”
CU Boulder mathematics department in disarray
Department of Physics Announces Pivot to Mathematics, States “We’ve Solved Physics”
CU Boulder physics department in disarray
Local café catfishes thousands of patrons with unexpected decafs
CU Engineering Center reports that Ralphie has been a robot this whole time
The CU Boulder campus is reeling today after news broke that Ralphie V, beloved buffalo mascot, has been a robot the whole time.
Nobel Prize Committee Announces They Will Only Award Prizes to Women for Foreseeable Future
The response to this bold decision is mixed, Kelsie Anson reports
Python-heart transplants, though controversial, have positive ssssssssside effectsssss
In an ethically murky experiment, scientists from the University of Colorado Boulder have successfully transplanted python hearts into three human patients.